Built for the aftermath
CAPTIONS. VOICE. VERTICAL VIDEO.
The format is the punchline. Your roast is composed for quick playback and easy sharing—not another unfinished editing project.
Your room. No mercy.
RoastRoom is account-first while the upload experience is being built. Create your account now, and you'll be ready when your room gets its day in court.
Account required. No payment details required. Uploads and roasts are not live yet.
poster game: elite.
everything else: tragic.
that chair is crying.
Upload your room
Get absolutely roasted.
Three taps to destruction
RoastRoom turns a single room photo into a fast, funny reaction people actually want to share.
Drop in a clear photo of your room, dorm, desk, or other decorating crime scene.
Set the roast level, then let the AI find every questionable decision in frame.
Your roast arrives formatted for a group chat, story, or your private collection of shame.
Built for the aftermath
The format is the punchline. Your roast is composed for quick playback and easy sharing—not another unfinished editing project.
On the docket
Friends submit rooms, compare the burns, and vote on the most roastable square footage. Planned for a future release.
Free first. Extra heat later.
Try the core roast flow first. Premium export and customization options are being finalized, so we are not publishing pricing promises before they are ready.
THE FIRST ROAST
Create your account now. The upload and roast flow will appear in your dashboard when it is ready.
Create an accountPREMIUM, IN THE WORKS
We are shaping paid upgrades around polished exports, less watermark, and more creative control. Details will appear here when they are live.
Create an accountYour room. No mercy.